Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..
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*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*
I can’t hear you my eyes are closed
I can’t see it’s too loud in here
y’all may be joking but all of my senses plug into the same outlet and that fuse blows easier than trump is orange
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rats the rats we’re the rats ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
🐀 We 🐀 prey 🐀at 🐀 night 🐀 we 🐀stalk 🐀 at 🐀 night, 🐀 we’re 🐀 the 🐀rats! 🐀
ᘛ( ᕐᐷ I’m da giant rat that makes alla the rules
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves in to !ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg